Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
About Deviant Member Jason BMale/Antarctica Recent Activity
Deviant for 5 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 548 Deviations 8,826 Comments 17,312 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Random Favourites

Watchers

  • Listening to: music coming from everywhere and nowhere at once
  • Reading: your mind
  • Playing: in your head
  • Drinking: water
I didn't really steal this so much as it was THROWN AT ME by... :iconnachi-chi:

Not sure where all this money is coming from either, but I prefer cold hard cash thank you. :iconhappyhappyplz:

Natural Hair Color

[x]Black - $100 - Because.... Because IT IS THAT WAY. Hundred bucks. Bam. GIMME.
[] Blonde - $50
[] Red - $75
[]Brown - $15
[] Other - $10

-Total So Far: $100

Eye Color
[]Blue - $50
[ ]Hazel - $100
[x]Brown - $15 - I've been told Hazel, and its worth... $85 more???? But they're probably brown. Wtf. Still... $15. GIMME.
[]Green - $200
[]Other - $10

-Total So Far: $115

Height
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 - I might be 5'11" but... RULERS LIE. Look at all those bad lying rulers we've had through history!
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[] Under 4'9 - $105

Total so far: $265

Age
[] 41 to 50 - $150
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50 - Apparently 19-20 year olds are worthless to society - and I'm slightly above worthless. But mid-life crisis 41-50 year olds aren't??? Wtf. Still... GIMME MONEY. :iconvoodooplz:
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100 - Wait... 0 year olds? Who ARE you people?? Were you born... in REVERSE??

Total so far: $315

Birth Order
[] Twins (or more) - $300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[x] Second Born - $150 - I'm ADOPTED beeotch. But I'm not sure what this is worth. I was the first born, but then I was the second child. WTF.
[] Middle Child - $100
[]Last Born - $200
[] Third Born - $100
[] Fourth Born - $100
[] Fifth Born - $375

Total so far: $465

Drink?
[x] No - $400 - BECAUSE ITS NASTYYYNESSS and its worth $400  :icondestroyplz:
[] Only holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $10

Total so far: $865

Vision
[] perfect vision - $300
[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[] No correction - $100
[x]glasses - $50 - Glasses are totally worth more than $50... For that uh... KAWAII FACTOR. :iconadorableplz: :iconsmartyplz:
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $915

Family's Car Color(s)
[x] White - $2,000 
[] Maroon - $800 
[x]Gold - $700
[] Grey - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Pink - $475
[] Black - $450
[x] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[x] Silver $300 - For once my odd car collecting habit has paid off... :icononionraceplz:
[]Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[x] Tan- $20 
[] Rusted - $15 
[] No Car - $0


Total so far: $4335

Shoe Size
[] Over 13 - $300
[]12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700 - How the EFF does 10.5 have its own CATEGORY?? Still... That'll be another $700 plz.
[] 10.5 - $650
[]7 to 10 - $600
[] Under 7 - $550

Total so far: $5035

Favorite Colors                                                                                   
[x] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[] Red - $800
[] Yellow - $415
[] Brown - $50
[x] Purple - $225 
[] White - $400    
[] Aqua - $350
[]Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300 - Sooooo colorful :iconhappyskipplz: andfullofmoney :iconplanningplz:
[] Pink - $100 
[] Other - $50

Total so far: $6910

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0     
[] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1000 - Because.... mathz. :iconschoolplz:

Total so far: $7910

How many people are you going to tag?
[] Over 61 - $250,000 
[] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[] 1 - 10 - $500
[x] 0 - $0

Total: $7910

I'm not going to tag anyone. I am going to take my $7910 AND MAKE A DASH FOR IT you can tag yourself... suckers...

Maybe I'll tag my sister from another hipster.

:iconredleaveshavefallen:

and her sisters.

:iconmello-drama-reborn: and :iconninjacatmuffin:

YEAH... MAKE THAT $8410 I'LL BE TAKING WITH ME TO... somewhere. :iconhandsomeonionplz:

deviantID

JasonTheStranger
Jason B
Antarctica
Hi I'm Jason. That's all you need to know. Oh yeah, I was born in Hawaii, then moved to San Francisco and now live in the middle of nowhere Minnesota.

And I have a strange family.

:iconredleaveshavefallen: is my twin, both on dA and in the real world. We may be a few years apart and not have the same parents, but that means nothing, because we are just plain awesome like that.

But at the same time I'm also a triplet.

:iconblu3tard: is the spazz, :iconthedapperist: is the evil one and I'm the illogical one. We're like the three amigos. Except not because we're always fighting. But we've got bro power for life yo.

That is all.
Interests

AdCast - Ads from the Community

×

Groups

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconnachi-chi:
Nachi-chi Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for ze watch (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconmissamandalane:
missamandalane Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks so much for the watch!!!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconskateslut:
SkateSlut Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
you are welcome ) your work is really beautiful )
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconthedapperist:
TheDapperist Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Happy Birthday brooooooooooooooooo
The greatest illogical person ever
:icondivaplz:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconpurple-kat-pixels:
Purple-kat-pixels Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
happy birthday :)
Reply
(1 Reply)
:icondeath-weapon-tsubaki:
death-weapon-tsubaki Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the favorite and watch!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconninjacatmuffin:
Ninjacatmuffin Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, Autumn is asking if we're going to Showcase tomorrow. O:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconmorglynd412:
MORGLYND412 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Student Photographer
;)
Reply
:iconmorglynd412:
MORGLYND412 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Student Photographer
your welocme for the fav
Reply
:iconrainbowguitars:
RainbowGuitars Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the watchh :D
Reply
(1 Reply)
Add a Comment: